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Over at Dead.net, they’re offering the 2016 Dave’s Picks subscription and I endorse it heartily; I have not–it should be mentioned–been compensated for that opinion. Not out of morality: no one has offered me money. I would accept it, and then I would say all kinds of outlandish shit about the four-CD series: that it cured rabies or gave you boners or gave you rabies boners, which are boners that froth at the mouth, which now that I think about it are just regular boners.

It’s a good deal, as almost all of Rhino’s offerings are – hundred bucks for fours shows, plus a “highly collectible” bonus disc. How collectible? Highly. Highly collectible.

Plus–and it’s so awkward to bring this up–unless people buy the thing, I will be unable to illegally download the thing. Think of the parasites, people.

Besides the value of the package, or my selfish interests, there is the consistent and years-long excellence of the choices. Is there a bias towards the 70’s? Yes, of course, don’t be a fuckwit, it just sounded better. There have also been some forays into 1969 and 1980 and that was far enough, thank you.

Any Terrapins on this year’s Dave’ Picks will be sung be Garcia. None of this tag team bullshit.

Anyway, the first of next year’s Picks has probably been chosen, but the other three slots remain open, so–in the spirit of the Dead.net comment boards–TotD now presents A List of Demands for the Upcoming Dave’s Pick Series:

  • 6/25/84 Halfway through the first set, Garcia simply lays down onstage and curls into what can only be described as a “chubby beardball.” Great pre-Drum second set, but then Garcia appears sleepy again upon returning to the stage and to his beardball.
  • 1/9/79 On what should have been a night off in New York City, the Dead were kidnapped by Joe Garagiola and forced to play italian wedding songs all night. Long story. There were tapes made (Betty was also kidnapped by Joe Garagiola) and they should be released.
  • 5/7/87 Someone taught Billy and Mickey what “filibuster” meant and Drums lasted 32 hours.
  • 7/8/89 This JFK show in Philly went a bit wobbly when someone entered the General Admission section wearing a Dallas Cowboys hat and the entire stadium started a fight with the guy.
  • 1/9/78 With Garcia still mute with laryngitis, Phil said “How about I sing Eyes?” and everyone was like, “What?” and then John Mayer said “How about I sing Deal?” and everyone was like “This is 1978: you can’t be here.”
  • 3/4/92 The Hot Tub show. Nuff said.

From The Top #10

TotD has been informed that the Dave’s Picks reviews have been described using words and phrases such as “farcical,” “off-topic,” “only tangentially related at best,” and “you can’t review two Official Releases at once, jackass.”

All of those things were said by the Gardener of Rose City, Mr. Completely, who as we know is also secretly Portland’s own The Tree Octopus. He fights crime with his heterocotylus, which is a dick-arm. Or an arm-dick. A dick-arm, yes, because it operates the same as the other seven arms–suckering and grasping and all–but it’s also a dick.

Anyway: fucker’s got one of those. Too much time on tour, I guess, but he uses it to aid his fellow Portlandianites on their bike rides home from gluten-free yoga. Muggers, flashers, the heteronormative: all fall to the unlicensed, untrained baton-wielding Deadhead with a dick-arm!

It’s getting weird around here.

Yeah. Anyway, he was offended by my laxity in Dave’s Pick reviews, so he took the reins for Volume Ten. All opinions expressed herein are Mr. Completely’s completey, in all completeness. Leave me out of it. Also, any typos are his, unless they occur in the italicized part, in which case he is also responsible for them, somehow.

Take it away:

Look, these half-assed Dave’s Picks reviews have gone on long enough, don’t you think? It’s time for an adult to step in, and I guess that’s me. Since you can see the word “Mr.” right there in my name, with its forceful semiotic of respectable masculine authority I must be qualified. After all, “TotD Guy” is what we all call TotD Guy – not “Mr. On The Dead,” no matter what his made-up medical office worker dialogues might have you believe. That’s not the kind of name we give to subject-matter experts or professionals in this culture, is it? By way of contrast, I have at hand all the tools of the professional (or at least the expert): espresso, the finest West Coast cannabis concentrates, a loud stereo and a pro quality thesaurus. Put me in, Coach!

So we will begin with Dave’s Picks 10, a fine late ‘69 selection from small LA theater which for some reason we are supposed to believe was simply called “Thelma.” As seen in official release liner notes and other, less absurd blogs than this one, all proper Deadhead show reviews start with a context-setting paragraph or two. This is both to situate the music in a proper interpretational frame for the listener/reader and to impress upon them the writer’s mastery of the material. Prepare to be situated and impressed!

As any serious Dead obsessive can tell you, late 1969 was A Transitional Period For The Band both musically and socio-culturo-psychologically. The end of that year was when everything finally fell permanently and inarguably apart for the “Sixties counterculture movement,” which while a little on the nose timing-wise undeniably had a major impact on the band, as the world-weary bittersweet cynicism of their mature artistic period begin to manifest lyrically and in their onstage affect. We thus can unpack the tension you’ll hear in the music as an apt metaphor for the effect of the Manson murders, the Altamont debacle and rest of the national dark night of the soul on the Dead’s collective psyche.

Restless creativity (or sheer boredom) had also driven the band out of the tightly rehearsed performance style they had mastered for the recording of Live/Dead earlier in the year, and so the shows of this period demonstrate a new, looser approach to the improvisational sections of the songs. Between this sardonic, experimental approach to jamming, the relatively unformed new country-influenced material, the sophomorically clumsy enthusiasm of Weir and Lesh on the newly relevant backing vocals and the fact that Mickey seems to have turned into a potato for much of this timeframe, gig recordings of the Thelma vintage often present as sloppy, unfocused or meandering on the surface. But this loose presentation can disguise deep structure that should greatly interest any serious Dead fan.

This show is in fact an important historical document, a snapshot of a crucial moment in time: a glimpse into the liminal state so beloved of all serious New Critical Thinkers like you and I. In this snapshot the band stands poised between What Was and What Is To Be But At The Moment Isn’t Quite, a point of maximum ambiguity, the deconstructionist interpreter’s dream wherein everything becomes a matter of perspective. The band wasn’t sloppy: they were experimenting with new, less structured modes of performance, so don’t be a middlebrow simpleton about it, kid! Mickey wasn’t nodding off or even playing wildly out of sync: he was integrating minimalism and stochastic beat structures as a decentering exercise within his technique. Bobby and Phil were taking a microtonal approach to harmony vocals, not randomly screeching.

See, this is easy! With the right frame of interpretation it’s easy to reframe these issues in a more informed way. You just don’t get that kind of sophisticated insight from TotD Guy, do you? He and I have a nice bromance going, despite the occasional boundary issues, but we all need to be realistic about our strengths and weaknesses in this life.

Having provided a proper contextual reference frame for interpretation and built reader tension across several paragraphs, we’ll now flip the script with the badass expert show reviewer trick of jumping in media res to the heart of the gig: the magnificent, stratosphere-scraping Alligator > Caution jam from disk 3. We’ll go back later for the rest of the music, but this masterpiece sequence delivers a densely packed series of musical thrills in the emerging conversational improvisation style of the time, and every single one of you reading this probably skipped right to it when you got DaP10 anyway so why not just get to the good part.

What do we mean when we say “conversational” in the context of improvised music? The essence of the idea comes from the development of post-bop jazz in the early to mid 1960s as epitomized by the “second great quintet” of Miles Davis and Village Vanguard era Coltrane, filtered into the Dead’s music through the listening habits of Garcia and Lesh in particular. Freed from the linear structure of sequential solos, improvisational music of this lineage enters a state of constant creative/destructive mutual interplay, wherein each note, scale, or chord choice may signal assent, demurral, or creative digression from the emerging direction of the “conversation.” A quintessential example can be heard in the musical discussion underway late in the Thelma Alligator jam.

The topic of musical debate, as it were, concerns whether to proceed with the natural canonical transition into Caution; to find another potential transition into a different song; or to simply abide in an ambiguous but pleasing improvisational space. We hear the debate between Lesh and Garcia quite clearly: the latter is ready to complete the Caution transition, while the former is unconvinced. “I’m not ready to leave this musical space,” the obstinate bass ostinato proclaims; “there may be territory here yet undiscovered.” Phil really talks like that, you know.

“I want to play fast and loud, Phil, get a move on” comes the answer from the guitar – Garcia is no teddy bear onstage when it comes to musical direction in this era and of course has a more blue-collar diction.

Two bars later we hear the answer, plain as day: “Well, I concur that accelerando to crescendo would be fine indeed, but I’m going to need to work my way back into the Caution structure from here.” Phil may be an intellectual at heart, but he likes to rock out as much as the next fellow.

Always glad to be helpful whenever he was getting his way, Garcia now inquires solicitously (expressed through a louche, piquant Django-inspired run): “Sure my friend, what do you need to get there?”

“I’m gonna need…about tree fiddy” comes the unexpected response, and that’s when Garcia suddenly realizes in shock that instead of his bass player friend, Phil is actually a six-story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. That damn Loch Ness Monster has foiled their jam again!

“Get outta here you got dam Loch Ness Monstah! I ain’t givin’ you no tree fiddy!” Garcia flashes the Hey Rube signal to Billy, who jumps up ready to go and accidentally wakes up Mickey. But the Loch Ness Monster ain’t fool enough to mess with Bill The Drummer, no sir! So it runs right out the Thelma backstage door and off into the bad ol’ Los Angeles air.

We never do find out what happened earlier in the show.

DAMN YOU, COMPLETELY!

From The Top #6

Questions Dave’s Picks 6 brings up:

  • Was Mickey still in the band?
  • If so, was he in the building?
  • If so, was he on the stage?
  • And, so forth.
  • If you were given an opportunity (via Time Sheath technology, of course) to join the Grateful Dead for one record and one photo shoot, could you do any better than TC? And he did it accidentally.
  • Was there no way to get a few more half-rehearsed Mason’s Childrens on this release?
  • Listening to a 35-minute Lovelight is like watching someone else play video games: no matter how much joy and emotion is felt by the participants, none is transferred to the observant.
  • I know that wasn’t a question, but whaddya want for nothing?

From The Top #2

Continuing our binge-listen of the Dave’s Picks series of live recordings, we find the second volume birthed in Connecticut on a typically long and involved afternoon with the Wall of Sound. The China>Rider is good. Really good. Great? Sure: why the fuck not?

Stop that.

I’ll go with great. Great China>Rider. Listenable and good and American. Even though it’s a China>Rider: still an American kinda tune.

If you don’t want to do reviews, why did you start this? No one was asking for this.

People ask. Some of the nice people asked about the specifics of that time the Dead went to the Westminster Dog Show.

That could be funny.

Sure.

Or you could keep wasting everyone’s time by telling them what they already know: the DaPs are awesome, except if you’re a die-hard Brent fan or 1969 killed your parents. Because there is very little Brent and quite a bit of ’69.

Lot of 1969, yeah.

Well, you know: the tapes came back.

Good for the tapes. More from summer of ’73, please.

You do realize that everyone has their own demands-phrased-as-requests, right?

If you’re talking bad about summer ’73, we’re going to fight.

You do realize that we’re the same person, right?

Stop trying to confuse me, you Italic-American bastard. Go enjoy your traditional foods!

I gotta see if I can catch on with a new blog. This is getting silly.

True Story

I awoke–or, rather, came to–on the floor of a long hallway. There was no natural light, but I could still see.

My head was fuzzy, and my face hurt: I had been hit. I had been struck, and repeatedly. My phone was gone.

As I looked around, I realized that it was not a hallway I had found myself in; no, I was in between parallel shelves reaching ten or twelve feet up. It was like the stacks at my college library, but with less drug dealing and clandestine gay stuff. There were books, but there were also cardboard boxes and record albums and was that an oudand a shopping bag with “Billy’s I.O.U.’s” scrawled on it.

At the end of shelves, in the dimness, was a pair of maroon sweatpants with the elastic holding on out of sheer duty and a size XXXL black t-shirt. The clothes were suspended in the air in a human shape with no visible means of support.

Like this crazy bullshit Batman used to pull:

robin statue

 

how the fuck did Batman even do that? There’s a lot of craftsmanship in that thing, and technology, too, it seems. Is this how Batman takes his mind off being Batman? By using his advanced Morgan Freeman stuff to permanently turn the judging glare of the teenager he pretty much murdered on him while he worked? Did he wear the Batman suit while he worked on it?

Also, at one point–stick with me here–Batman had to be molding the crotch of that thing and, seriously: don’t you take a breather and reevaluate things? You’re a grown man in a pervert suit making a voodoo dead kid in a cave and maybe law school?

You had an idea. You were doing so well and developing things and being a big grown-up writerly writer–

Yeah, those first few sentences were killing it, thank you.

and then you squander your energy and their time–

If they’re reading this, they have nothing better to do.

on Batman nerd-porn. Stop it and get back to the story about how you found yourself…

…sitting between the shelves when I heard footsteps. There were two of them, one lighter than the other, but they had the gaits of soldiers. They walked like men of violence and my hand went to my already-bruised face and I was frightened; most of all, though: confused? What had I done to deserve this. Besides all the things I’ve done to deserve this.  Like, if there were a vote: it would be a runaway that I thoroughly need and merit a solid thrashing, but it isn’t a democracy. I’m the only one who gets to vote.

When the two men came around the corner, I could see that one was lanky and tall; the other, almost perfectly spherical in dressed in old-fashioned tweeds and a matching eye patch. He made it work, you had to give it to him.

Both of them had dangerous, drug-fueled lightning flashing in their eyes and I feared for my life. I snatched a random manuscript off of the shelf and, rising to my feet, made as if to tear it.

Don’t come any closer! I said.

The men stopped.

“NO!” the short one cried. “That is the only remaining copy of Bobby’s aborted 1978 novel, Who Is Clive Davis and Why Does He Keep Grabbing my Ding-Dong?” You mustn’t destroy it.”

His voice was plummy and flutey, yet manly. Clearly educated.

Bobby? I asked. My god…I am in–

“You are in THE VAULT, my dear boy. We have brought you here to–”

Who are you calling ‘boy?’ I said. There was a second of silence.

“Are…you…um. This is a rude question, but–”

What difference does it make?!

“because you’re allowed to say–”

ALLOWED? Check your privilege, son! I said

And then Billy leapt from the highest vantage point and punched me in the dick.

As I sank into unconsciousness, the one in the suit stood over me.

“My name is The Reverend Dr. Sir Nicholas Aloysius Kensington Flensington Jamiroqui Rothschild Baracus–

I then passed out.

TO BE CONTINUED…

(Honest. I know I’ve done this before. I wish Elvis would come back, too, but there’s MORE TO THESE STORIFICATIONS, Enthusiasts!)

 

 

Not Dave’s Faves

You know my feelings on the Dave’s Pick series: it’s kicking ass on all cylinders, partly because of base-level good decisions being made concerning the first and most important choice–which show shall it be?

Aside from DaP 6, which I thought had more historical significance than musical merit, there’s not a Pick you can second-guess: perhaps the show you want hasn’t come around yet, but there haven’t been any shows of less than A+ caliber.

For example, Dave could have picked any of these shows, but didn’t. Good work, you apology-offering syrupsucker.

  • That show in ’83 when Bobby put slides on every finger and realized he couldn’t play like that so he got really frustrated and started windmilling his arms around and whomping people on the heads and screaming bloody murder and, you know: this was in front of fans, like twelve goddam thousand of them–it looks bad for the organization, so eventually Billy came around from behind his drums and mercy-punched Bobby in his dick and Brent got scared and started crying because the grown-ups were fighting and in the confusion, Garcia snuck into the bathroom and that was the end of the first set.
  • The marching band show. The things that happened to the flautists…
  • That time Vince got “hysterical blindness”, to which everyone responded by telling him that if he knew it was hysterical blindness, then he should be able to see, to which Vince then claimed to have “hysterical deafness, as well” and tumbled over a few things rather theatrically and the night got worse from there, to be honest.
  • All those benefits when Phil would yell at the sick people.
  • Any of those shows in the ’80’s when they would play brilliantly one at a time, or perhaps in small groups, but almost never everybody at once.
  • The show the day after the famous ’78 mescaline show, when they just sat there pushing the eggs around the plate for a bit, then tried to go back to bed, but everything hurt.
  • The Pants-off Dance-off. No one needed to see that shit, Billy.
  • Any of the shows they played at Summerland or Autumnland.
  • The lost May ’76 performance of Jesus Christ: Superstar that not one of them was off book for.
  • Those shows in late ’81, when instead of Drums/Space, Werner Herzog would just come out and rap with the crowd about man’s compulsion to defy his own mortality through art.
  • Any of the shows they did on that mall tour with Tiffany.

Dave’s? Rave!

Today is Inside Day here at Fillmore South: it is approximately 35 billion degrees out. Fahrenheit. Of course, it’s Florida, so it’s sticky as a Tunisian’s ballsack and it feels about 10 degrees hotter than that. It is so hot that immediately outside my door, nuclear fusion is taking place. E is equalling the shit out of M, C, and Squared out there.

It is a good day to stay in, crank the air conditioner until it shudders with effort–damn the electric bill: I want to need a blanket in August!–and listen to the newest Dave’s Pick. Big number 7, from Normal, IL, from my beloved Spring ’78 tour. Perhaps you purchased it; perhaps the show just fell out of a truck onto your hard drive: no matter.

This release is a triumph for everyone involved: the sound superior to many of the Big Ticket Box Sets, and other multi-tracked recordings.  For a 35-year-old tape that was made as a simple document of the evening, this thing is as present as if it were recorded yesterday. The drums–THE GODDAM DRUMMERS–are especially clear, each cymbal and tom in its own space.

Garcia is heavy on the Mu-Wah-Funky-Wah-Pedal (I’m not a guitar tech: you know the thing I mean) and Bobby won’t put down the goddam slide for a goodly portion of the show (and makes the otherwise-fun Werewolves of London encore nearly unlistenable) and Keith is (briefly) back to his old ways, a little lighter on the touch than Fall ’77 and he’s listening at this show in particular.

PLUS an all-time version of Passenger, Bobby and Donna ad libbing in Music Never Stopped, and…well, shit, the whole first set is Hall of Fame. Go and listen.

Dave’s Nix

In honor of the new Dave’s Pick (chosen from a year that’s often overlooked and more often underrated), tonight we will be featuring some shows that, for one reason or another, will never be officially released:

  • The January ’78 double laryngitis shows, where Bobby loses his voice as well as Garcia, leaving the vocal duties up to Phil, Donna Jean, and dear sweet Christ, you get away from that microphone, Keith. The show consisted mostly of half-remembered Dylan covers, Jazz Odyssey, and ended with the drummers doing the My Little Buttercup routine to a smattering of sarcastic applause.
  • Any ’94 where you can musically hear Garcia coming out of a blackout to find himself halfway through Althea in front of 60,000 people. Again.
  • 6/13/66 (It’s a Friday, BOO. I just scared the SHIT out of you, yo.) They played at Miskatonic University. (SPOOOOOOOKY and Liiiiiiiterary.)
  • The Rabies Show. Billy just started fucking biting people and wouldn’t stop. I don’t want to talk about–HE’S COMING BACK FOR MORE!
  • The Radio City gig with the Rockettes. Acid and stiletto heels do not mix.
  • That other ’75 show where not only were Ned Lagin and Merl Saunders invited up, but also Rick Wakeman, Emerson, the guy from Deep Purple, Bernie Worrell (he came with Merl), Doctors John and Teeth, Elton John in the Donald Duck outfit, the blue elephant-muppet thing from Jabba’s Palace, and van Cliburn.
  • Any of my beloved, yet polarizing, horn shows. Scoff if you must, but love, she is blind. Or deaf. Or Lithuanian, whichever is worse.
  • And, last and most believable because it’s true: 5/8/77. Their most famous show, and they lost the tapes. Because it was the Grateful Dead thing to do.

Dave’s Nit-Picks

So, the new Dave’s Pick going to be 10/22/71 from the Auditorium Theater in Chicago, IL and it’s a hell of a show. They announced it, like, hours ago and the whining has commenced. Here is how you do not get me on your side of the argument: “Why haven’t we seen more releases from ’84?” Because of the amount of awfulness. There was, good sir, too much awfulness in 1984 and all the grown-ups knew this years ago. There is no groundswell; no one clamors.

It’s a good choice: go check out the powerful Comes a Time and then LISTEN TO 3;05 WHEN GARCIA GOES INTO HIS FALSETTO! In fact, listen to every single thing Garcia sings and plays on this all-time performance.

Then hit the (half-hour) Other One where Keith whips out his piano dong and shows everyone the sheer magnitude of it and everybody’s like: nice piano dong, meaty; and Keith doesn’t say anything, just keeps donging away and then remember that it’s his THIRD SHOW. Kneel before Zod.

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