Lucky Bobby

Today, Bobby apologized for beating that lady and leaving it out of his semi-biographical movie.

This is, of course, just silliness. The truth is so much better: the lady Bobby is pretending to punch is named Felicity Seidel, who apparently dated Bobby in the 80’s and has now written a play about it. You can read more about the play, entitled Lucky Chick, here.

TotD is launching a Kickstarter to get Ms. Seidel to perform the piece South Florida, more specifically in my home. Or, she could just send a video. Script would be okay, I guess.

I NEED TO SEE THIS.

Settle down, Beavis.

Ex-girlfriend stories about Bobby! Ex-girlfriend stories are always fun, and Bobby stories are always fun: this should be twice as much fun.

Good math.

Thank you.

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I kinda don’t wanna know what Ginsberg is looking for.

Well, he’s not making a pass at Ms. Seidel.

No.

A Mystery Solved

Enthusiasts, you may remember your humble-in-public narrator posting this photo a while back; I could not figure out who “F. Seidel” was and neither could the comment section. (In its defense, the comment section was just one or two crazy people back then. As opposed to now.)

So, I just made a joke about Ginsberg trying to bang Bobby and went about my business.

But today, a new piece of the puzzle emerges: Lucky Chick, a one-woman show by Felicity Seidel is running in New York as part of the Fringe Festival there, and it is the story of Ms. Seidel’s being “plucked” from the crowd to be a Grateful Dead’s girlfriend, running guns with Hell’s Angels, flying on private jets, and all the other cool shit that beautiful women with physics degrees can get up to if they have a low threshold for boredom.

The Best And The Brightest

Ginsberg wouldn’t stop trying to fuck Bobby and then the children began to scream, “SANTA’S TERRIFYING!” and the night was really a failure by any metric.