Kiss My Ass, Caesar

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3432Hey, Bobby. Whatcha–

“If you heard the movie was so bad, y’know, then why would you go see it?”

Cousin paid.

“Okay. Solid reason. Crap?”

Honestly? Fuck those two and their cleverness.

“Clever gets mistaken for smart a lot.”

I’ve noticed.

“A lot of people think you’re smart, for example.”


“But, in reality: just clever.”

And only sometimes.

“Well, you know: Phil’s playing tonight and one of your internet buddies is streaming it here.”

Please stop linking to stuff, Bob.

“Oh. sure. Did I break the fourth wall?”

We never built one.