Jam Cruise

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3437“Irving, I don’t even know what we’re talking about anymore.”

“No traffic in the water, Bobby. Plus, think of the publicity. ‘Dead & Company is Truckin’ on the High Seas!’ That’ll sell tickets.”

“None of what you said has any connection to reality.”

“You wanted luxury. This thing is kitted out.”

“I wanted a plane. It doesn’t matter how luxurious the thing is. It travels through the wrong medium.”

“What if you were the captain?”


“You’d get a hat.”

“Irving, for Christ’s sake, one of the shows is in Wisconsin.”

“Beautiful that time of year.”

“Boat don’t go from Marin to Wisconsin.”

“Bobby, don’t underestimate the rivers and man-made waterways of our beautiful nation.”

“Where did you even get this thing?”

“Found it.”

“Leave us out of whatever this is, please. A normal plane.”