I Also Cannot Fly 55

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3439“Sammy, you got a plane we could borrow?”

“Plane? Nah. Carrying costs are stupid. I rent. Wait, man: weren’t you telling me about doing a private gig for a private jet company? They didn’t toss you some time?”

“They did, yeah.”

“Sell it to the band.”

“Thought of that. Billy’s been banned.”

“Is he putting his dick on people again?”

“Strangers, yeah.”

“That’s a shame. Why do you need a plane? This is what a manager’s for, Bob.”

“Well aware of that. Irving is either in the midst of a scheme or going mad. He tried to give me a helicopter.”

“Where’d he get a helicopter?”

“That was my question.”