You Won’t Even Feel The Blades

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3413“Are we still doing this?”

“Bob, you don’t understand: not only is this how Dead & Company travel on the tour, but it’s also my gift to you.”

“Irving, I don’t want a helicopter.”

“Who wouldn’t want a helicopter?”

“A fellow who lives on the side of a mountain, for one. Who doesn’t know how to fly a helicopter. And would get yelled at by his sister-in-law for having one.”

“But I wrapped it. The bow cost fifty bucks.”


“Billy Joel has a helicopter.”

“No, thank you.”

“Fine, fine: I’ll give it to John.”

“Don’t do that. He’ll give it its own Instagram account.”


“Where did you even get a helicopter, anyway?”


“Gotta go, Irv.”