Official Airline Of Dead & Company

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3352“Irving, this is not the best way to save money.”

“Bobby, this is an isolated incident. This is very untypical for planes.”

“What is?”

“The front falling off.”

“I’m not having this conversation. Call my guy at Wheels Up.”

“What if everybody just goes from gig to gig in John’s Earthroamer?”



“Oh. Ah. We, um, tried the Earthroamer thing. Didn’t work out. Garcia plugged up the toilet.”

“Garcia is dead.”

“Oh, right. Sure he is. Definitely doesn’t have access to a Time Sheath. Nope, certainly not that.”

“What are you talking about, Bob?”

“Nothing, Irv. Gotta go. Sister-in-law is back on the lawn with the megaphone.”