My Garcia Drove Up In A Brand New Cadillac

by thoughtsonthedead

jerry briefcase cadillacHey, Garcia. Whatcha doing?


Yeah. I have never seen a human being more clearly up to no good.

“Nah, I could have my briefcase open.”

True. What’s with the car show?

“The Caddies?”

I think the white one’s a Lincoln, actually.

“Pedantic is not a great look for you.”

So shaggy people keep telling me today.

Is that a purse?

“It’s a satchel.”

Oh. Because it looks like–


–a purse. Good talk.