A Tale Of Two Beards
“Oh, hey. Howdy.”
Not you, Bob.
I mean, the guy’s got dimples.
“I have dimples. And a butt-chin.”
And they’re buried under five inches of hair.
“Lukas has a beard.”
Yes, he does. It’s a Green Arrow beard. Maybe a Tony Stark. Whichever superhero it is, it’s a complement to his face. Your beard is eating your face, Bob.
“It’s a little scruffy, I’ll give you that.”
I want to ask you how your day at the gold claim went.
“I get it.”
You could lose your keys in there.
You could lose your way in there.
“Have I ever told you to shut the fuck up?”
No. The other guys do all the time.