Sheriff’s On My Trail

by thoughtsonthedead

john mayer cop land rover“You know how fast you were going, Mr. Meyers?”

“Officer, I can explain: I have to get to band rehearsal. We just announced a big tour this summer.”

“Uh-huh. And what band would that be?”

“The Grateful Dead. Kinda, I guess.”

“Step out of the car, sir.”

“Aw, man.”

“Let’s go, Mr. Meyers. Watch your head on your fancy little luggage rack.”

“Goddammit.”

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