“Holding an amp in front of a van.”
Being a rock star looks so glamorous.
“I dunno, man: it’s a pretty nice van. Roomy. Man with a van can go far in this world.”
I see what you did there.
“Wasn’t all that well hidden.”
“Oh, hey, man: Super Bowl this week?”
Yeah. Oh, it’s in San Francisco!
“Oh, yeah? Candlestick?”
No. They tore Candlestick down.
Were you not told?
“Coulda warned a guy.”
Sorry. They tore down Shea, too.
“Shea was a dump.”
Candlestick was a cold dump.
“Eh, they were all dumps. So, it’s gonna be at the new place?”
Kinda. The place is new. You know where Santa Clara is?
“Yeah. It’s not in San Francisco.”
But the traffic jams and closed streets are in San Francisco. And also the homeless round-ups. And the bill will be left in San Francisco.
“Town founded by whores gets fucked again, is what you’re saying.”
In so many words.
“Leave you people alone for two decades and everything goes to pot, man.”