So Proud
by thoughtsonthedead
I saw all your GIFs and thought they were cool and told my style team about them. I wish I was tall and skinny and could post great GIFs, but I’ll have to settle for being the best writer on the planet. (You heard me, Franzen.)
What are you saying?
People posted too many comments and the page loads funny now, so I am declaring myself the winner.
You are lazier than Susan.
A little. Also, I didn’t have a prize.
Figured.
Thoughts on the Dead 
When you win your genius grant from Macarthur, may Sting be the presenter, may you be seated with Jonathan Franzen, and may the airlines lose your luggage and you are forced to accept in either the clothes you just flew 20 hours in, or whatever can be bought in the airport in Denmark.
you’ve created a monster.
ok, i’m done
Yup, this wins.