I saw all your GIFs and thought they were cool and told my style team about them. I wish I was tall and skinny and could post great GIFs, but I’ll have to settle for being the best writer on the planet. (You heard me, Franzen.)
What are you saying?
People posted too many comments and the page loads funny now, so I am declaring myself the winner.
You are lazier than Susan.
A little. Also, I didn’t have a prize.