Phacts

by thoughtsonthedead

phil shoreline 89Hey, Phil. You think the earth’s flat?

“No. I think the earth is phlat.”

Nicely done.

“I’ve been telling it all day and no one liked it until you.”

It’s more of a print-based joke, really.

“Sure.”

Your shirt looks like breakfast at a fancy Mexican resort.

“If you say so.”

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