The Cigarette Is In His Other Hand

by thoughtsonthedead

img_3135“Earth could be flat, man. Kansas is flat.”

It just seems that way.

“The truth often does, the truth often does seem like the truth, yeah.”

The earth is a sphere. Humanity has known this for thousands of years.

“Oh, I didn’t realize humanity was involved. Pardon me.”

No need to be sarcastic.

“Riddle me this: if the earth is a sphere, then why is the word ‘sphere’ spelled so weird?”

How high are you?

“How high are you?”

Yeah, okay.

“Just fucking with ya. Earth is round. If the earth was flat, then mountains would be square-shaped.”

Like big telephone booths?