Just The Four Of Us

by thoughtsonthedead

jerry bobby 5_7_77“Y’know, Jer–”

“Weir, I can’t do this again.”

“–I grew the thing for a reason.”

“And I told you: I don’t want to be Beard Buddies. It’s not a thing.”

“That hurts my feelings and, worse, it hurts my beard’s feelings.”

“Your beard doesn’t have feelings, Bob.”

“It feels pretty itchy.”

“Yeah, okay.”