Rejected Names For Planet Nine
- Planet Nine-Millimeter. (Scientists from Texas thought that one up.)
- Ned Lagin.
- Mansylvania, Home of Testicula the Scrotal Vampire. (The new guy Frank thought that one up, and everybody thinks he might be an idiot.)
- Planet McDonald’s – Space: We’re Lovin’ It!© (The name is the whole phrase and there was quite a bit of cash in it for NASA, but cooler heads prevailed.)
- Planet PornHub – We’re Jackin’ It!© (Same thing.)
- Felicidae III, Prison World of the Felis Empire.
- Planet Janet. (Or, alternately, Janet Planet.)
- Salamander Entrails. (That was also the new guy Frank, and that one worried people; HR was notified.)