Road Trip Volume 2

by thoughtsonthedead

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“Bobby, just say you’re lost.”

“Josh, I was driving before you were born and I know where I’m going.”

“Just use the GPS.”

“I can’t do that and play Candy Crush at the same time.”

“Goddammit.”

“Hey, kid! We anywhere near a Stuckey’s”

“I don’t think so, Billy.”

“No worries: Mickey’s gonna provide the pecan log.”

“COULD THE GRATEFUL DEAD PLEASE STOP POOPING IN MY CAR?”

“No.”

“Nuh-uh.”

“Sorry.”

“Don’t think so.”

“Phil? You’re here now?”

“Yeah, sure.”

“Goddammit.”

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