Blood In The Water

by thoughtsonthedead

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“Hey! Left Shark!”

“Me?”

“No, the other shark panhandling at the intersection.”

“Dude, no need to be a dick. I’m just a shark in a bad situation and…are you Josh Meyers?”

“Sometimes. Listen: have you seen Katy?”

“This is a real nice RV, man.”

“Earthroamer.”

“Can you poop in it? I haven’t pooped indoors in a while.”

“Why does everyone want to take a shit in my car?”

“Who you looking for, man?”

“Katy Perry.”

“Katy? FUCK HER, maaaan! That bitch made me a lot of promises, maaan!”

“Simmer down, Left Shark.”

“NO, MAN! SHE THREW ME UNDER THE BUS, MAN!”

“Dude–”

“She said she was gonna introduce me to Irving Azoff! I don’t even have a box to sleep in now! You know how homeless you are when you don’t even have a box, man!?”

“So, you haven’t seen her?”

“They took my kids away, man.”

“This was less helpful–”

“You got any pills? I’ll suck you for some pills.”

“–than I had hoped.”

“You could suck me if you want: just gotta get some pills.”

SCREEEEEEECH

VROOM

“Well, FUCK YOU, TOO, JOSH MEYERS.”

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