Katy In Wonderland

by thoughtsonthedead

katy in wonderland“THINGS HAVE GOTTEN WEIRD, JOHN MAYER!”

“No, sweetie: you’re in a foreign art gallery.”

“Are the giants going to eat us?”

“Not both of us.”

“Oh.”

“In my defense, the last pill I took did say ‘Eat me.'”

“That was printed on it?”

“No, the pill talked. I’m beginning to think the rogue chemist might be a mad scientist.”

“Doctor Gary?”

“Oh, you know him?”

“Please come home and be a normal famous person again. Rihanna keeps asking where you are.”

“NO MY NAME IS HALLUCINOGENNIFER AND MY MIND IS ON A FANTASTIC VOYAGE THROUGH A GANGSTER’S PARADISE. I’m gonna run away now!”

RUNRUNRUN

“Goddammit.”

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