What Was Jerry Band, Alex?

by thoughtsonthedead

Other Guinness Records Held by the Dead:

  • Most keyboardists killed.
  • World’s highest man.
  • Greatest number of dog biscuits balanced on nose. (19, Otis.)
  • Hotel rooms burnt, accidental.
  • Hotel rooms burnt, intentional.
  • “Hotel rooms” burnt, metaphorical.
  • Fried shrimps thrown across a Red Lobster parking lot into mouth. (83, the drummers – Mickey throwing and Billy catching.)
  • Most Godchauxes. (Two.)