Finding Her Way

by thoughtsonthedead

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“Hello, John Mayer.”


“This is the Baghwan Sri Chernobyl. He’s the Child of God, and I am one of his many parents. It’s a cult.”

“They just came out and told you it was a cult?”

“Yeah, I really appreciated their honesty.”

“How’s it going?”

“I signed over my power of attorney.”

“Sounds about right.”

“And after that was brainwashing and a lot of weird sex stuff. Remember how I thought the stuff you liked to do was weird? That was nothing.”

“Are you enjoying this?

“I’m learning so much!”


“Plus, Tuesdays are–”

“Taco Tuesday.”

“–Taco Tuesday, yeah. They’re really good tacos.”

“Please come home.”

“My home is the beard now.”