Stiff As A Feather, Tight As A Drum

by thoughtsonthedead

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Hey, Mickey. What did I tell you about dressing up black guys?

“It’s New Year’s!”

Still kinda weird.

“Hey, man: that’s what he showed up in. Up to me, I would’ve dressed him up like a turtle.”

Oh, God, why?

“I like turtles. I like black guys. Two great tastes–”

Stop talking.

“–that taste great together. What?”

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