She Wore Scarlet Begonias Tucked Into Her Boobs

by thoughtsonthedead

Celebrities At Coachella Music Festival - 2nd Day
“Hearken unto me, for I am Queen of the Jam. I shall play all night: the moon’s lullaby, and the sun’s reveille.”

“Oh, c’mon! Katy, did–”

“Mrs. Katy Jean.”

“–everyone dose you again? I wrote the most passive-aggressive email to everyone about this.”

“I have dosed myself.”

“Oh, this is a fun development.”

“The LSD has shown me so much, Young John Mayer.”

“Number one: don’t call me that; number two: I am six years older than you.”

“I have always existed. Energy can be neither–”

“Don’t start with the energy bullshit.”

“THE UNIVERSE FLOWS THROUGH MY LADYTHING!”

CELL PHONE NOISE

CELL PHONE NOISE

“Weir here.”

“Hey, Bobby.”

“What’s up, Jump?”

“Could you stop–Jump isn’t even a name, man–anyway, could you stop giving Katy acid, please?”

“Oh, I haven’t given her any acid.”

“No?”

“No, I sold it to her.”

“Goddammit.”

“Hey: stuff’s expensive, man.”

“HURRICANES AND GALAXIES LOOK THE SAME AND THAT IS SIGNIFICANT, MAN!”

“All right: I’m calling a band meeting.”

“We have meetings?”

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