Shake Your Little Tush On The Perp Walk
“Just trying to get through today.”
“He had to pick me out of the closet? I mean: bad enough just to be owned by the man, but he had to wear me for the perp walk?”
“Right? What did I ever do? Now for the rest of my life, I’m the ‘raping sweater.'”
I hear you.
“You know who sent me a text asking if I wanted to have a drink? The Unabomber’s hoodie!”
“I got a brother that gets worn by a major contributor to Doctors Without Borders. Got a sister that belongs to a nun. What do I get?”
A disgraced rapist in poor health.
“I should’ve been a quilt.”