Shake Your Little Tush On The Perp Walk

by thoughtsonthedead

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Hey, Bill Cosby’s sweater. Whatcha doing?

“Just trying to get through today.”

Rough morning.

“He had to pick me out of the closet? I mean: bad enough just to be owned by the man, but he had to wear me for the perp walk?”

Bad optics.

“Right? What did I ever do? Now for the rest of my life, I’m the ‘raping sweater.'”

I hear you.

“You know who sent me a text asking if I wanted to have a drink? The Unabomber’s hoodie!”

You’re kidding.

“I got a brother that gets worn by a major contributor to Doctors Without Borders. Got a sister that belongs to a nun. What do I get?”

A disgraced rapist in poor health.

“I should’ve been a quilt.”

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