Similarities Between Motörhead And The Grateful Dead

by thoughtsonthedead

  • Both bands composed exclusively of mammals.
  • Guy named Phil.
  • Never played Algeria.
  • “Motörhead” and “Grateful Dead” rhyme, I suppose.
  • Bobby and Lemmy preferred their shorts short.
  • English fluency.
  • Beards.
  • If you needed a guy killed–like you were honestly trying to arrange a hit–the bands wouldn’t help you, but someone in their road crews could give you a number.
  • Type-II diabetes.
  • Prone to wearing their own shirts.