Similarities Between Motörhead And The Grateful Dead
- Both bands composed exclusively of mammals.
- Guy named Phil.
- Never played Algeria.
- “Motörhead” and “Grateful Dead” rhyme, I suppose.
- Bobby and Lemmy preferred their shorts short.
- English fluency.
- If you needed a guy killed–like you were honestly trying to arrange a hit–the bands wouldn’t help you, but someone in their road crews could give you a number.
- Type-II diabetes.
- Prone to wearing their own shirts.