All I Want For Christmas Are Jams
“Bored. Whole month off, y’know? Come down to Sweetwater, jam a bit, take my new haircut for a walk.”
You went to Big-Dicked Sheila’s?
“First stop when I get off the road. My handsomeness is God’s gift to the world.”
Sure. That a PRS guitar?
“Yup. John Mayer got it for me for Christmas.”
You’re an easy guy to shop for.
“As long as you have a couple grand, sure.”