I Find Your Lack Of Pants Disturbing

by thoughtsonthedead

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You saw your little space movie?

TOBACCO THE SPACE MONKEY!

Sure.

And people were related to other people.

Wouldn’t be Star Wars without that.

Magic swords, and spaceships, and sand planets, and aliens.

Oh, yeah.

Christopher Walken was intense.

Wait: Walken’s in it?

And DeNiro is spectacular.

Huh?

The Russian Roulette sequence was very intense.

You’re talking about The Deer Hunter. Did you see the right movie?

Was it about Vietnam?

Metaphorically?

No.

Goddammit.

Ah, I’m just pulling your italics. I saw the right movie. Wanna hear every single detail?

No. In fact, let’s declare this site a spoiler-free zone until, say, Monday.

Aw. What about spoilers for other movies?

Knock yourself out.

Apollo Creed’s son wins the fight. Or maybe he doesn’t. It’s a symbolic thing, probably.

Probably.

Also, John Mayer is now a Jedi.

You’re shitting me.

No. And you would not believe the faces he makes when he’s Force-soloing.

Dammit.

Eh, it’s not all bad.

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Yeah, okay.

Right?

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