Things That Are Now Star Trek

by thoughtsonthedead

 

  • Punching.
  • Shouting.
  • Revenge!
  • Destroying the Enterprise.
  • Jumping from place to place.
  • Jumping off of things.
  • Jumping in place.
  • Disobeying basic laws of physics.
  • Karate.
  • Terrible wigs.
  • Terrible special effects. (Wait: Star Trek always had that. Ignore this one.)
  • Handsomeness.
  • Interspecies humping.
  • Fastness.
  • Furiousity.
  • AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
  • WHOOOOOOSH!
  • ZAP!
  • Mock turtlenecks.
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