Almost

by thoughtsonthedead

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Katy Perry was nice enough to come backstage one night and take a picture with Jeff Chimenti and Oteil Burbridge.

“NOOOOOO. You are STEALING my JOOOOOKKKKEEEE. i h9 u.”

Swaggie Maggie? How do you keep getting in here?

“FITE ME.”

No.

“fiteme”

Stop it. Use grownup English.

“I SENT YOU that PICTURE on TWITTER and I TOLD THE JOKE and you were like, “Oh, I’m old and shitty and eat too much cheese,” and I was all, “DUH U R OLD.”

What?

“And you said my joke was FUNNY and then you STOLE IT. You are a STEALER.”

Don’t say that.

“I’m gonna call you Pittsburgh.”

“I’m gonna call you Pittsburgh.”

“I’m gonna call–”

Why are–

“STEALER.”

There you go.

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