by thoughtsonthedead

phil menorah txrHappy Hanukkah to all the Jewish Enthusiasts out there. Remember to light your Menorah.

For the Anti-Semites in the audience, this is the week you drive around your neighborhood updating your Jew Map. Jew candles in the window? Got yourself a Jew house. Have new Jews moved in since last December? You’ll never know until you update your Jew Map.

Want to bring your Jew Mapping into the 21st century? Go try out my new app, Hitlr. It uses Google Maps and Excel to provide you with the most detailed Jew Map available. The paid version tells you the family’s names and where their Jew children go to Jew school: only $4.99!