Dog Star

by thoughtsonthedead

Miniature schnauzer dog - What's Up, Doc?Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Recovering from the tour, chasing squirrels, same old.”

Nice.

“Hanging out my ladies. My wife, Natasha Monster, let me sleep in the bed last night.”

Are you Bobby or a dog or what?

“I don’t know, man: you write this shit.”

Right.

“I’m gonna go wander around the yard.”

That doesn’t help: both Bobby and dogs enjoy wandering around yards.

“Again: these are your decisions.”

Dammit.

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