サムライは未熟バナナの上に座って

by thoughtsonthedead

“YO! FUCKBOY!”

Oh, no.

“Why did you STEEEEEEEAL?”

I didn’t steeeeeal anything, Swaggie Maggie. Get back in the Comment Section.

“fite me. I WILL CUT YOU, OLD MAN.”

Either speak English or stop threatening me.

“What is this?”

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Oh, that’s the tweet that shows it was your idea. The Japan thing.

“Ya BURNT. You thought it was Fozzie Bear–”

Buzz Poole.

“–who said it because he is A MAN and it was AN IDEA and ONLY MEN HAVE IDEAS according to you because you live in the PROBLEM ATTIC.”

Maybe a little.

“You sleep there.”

I don’t want to sleep in the Problem Attic: it’s cold and everyone up there is in blackface.

“GO.”

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