That’s What Jeff Said

by thoughtsonthedead

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Hey, Jeff–

“Dammit, not you.”

–Chimenti. Whatcha doing?

“I told you I don’t like participating in your little skits.”

Aw, man. I’m such a fan.

“Yeah, maybe, but: who cares? This is weird. You’re weird. I don’t wanna time travel and I don’t wanna go on adventures and I don’t wanna talk to friggin’ demons or whatever.”

Abandoned Gods.

“I said ‘whatever.’ I just wanna smoke doobies and play with my organ.”

“You’re a child.”

“Stop laughing.”