Batman Versus Superman Versus Quality

by thoughtsonthedead

“Zack, what is your vision for the Batman and Superman film?”

“I’d like to make it terrible.”

“Sure. How so?”


“I like it so far. What are you thinking for visuals?”

“Cut-scene from a 2012 video game.”

“Nice. Who plays Superman?”

“Same block of wood from the last one.”


“Affleck doing a growly voice.”

“Perfect. What’s the story?”


“Here’s all the money in the world.”