“There’s no dressing room.”
Of course not. It’s a student union.
“I won’t even mention the wine selection.”
I would assume there wasn’t one.
“You would be correct! What are these schools teaching our kids nowadays?”
Socialism and soccer.
“Used to be a great country.”
Sure. Nice pants.
“I’m a long-time shopper at Creepy Ernie’s House of Unacceptable Trousers.”
How’s he doing?
“Great. Got a new loyalty program: buy three pairs of pants and he’ll cup your balls. Or two pairs. Or you just walk in the store.”
“That’s how you know you’ve arrived at Ernie’s.”