Wrangler Room

by thoughtsonthedead

philHey, Phil.

“There’s no dressing room.”

Of course not. It’s a student union.

“I won’t even mention the wine selection.”

I would assume there wasn’t one.

“You would be correct! What are these schools teaching our kids nowadays?”

Socialism and soccer.

“Used to be a great country.”

Sure. Nice pants.

“I’m a long-time shopper at Creepy Ernie’s House of Unacceptable Trousers.”

How’s he doing?

“Great. Got a new loyalty program: buy three pairs of pants and he’ll cup your balls. Or two pairs. Or you just walk in the store.”

Sounds creepy.

“That’s how you know you’ve arrived at Ernie’s.”

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