Bye Bye Bidet
Three days after the bidet was installed in Front Street, Billy had to be lured off it with cocaine; he had been enjoying it loudly for three days.
“Hey! Everybody! C’mere and lemme tell you how good my asshole feels!”
And so on. Also, it had been installed in the parking lot and the neighbors were threatening to call the cops. The plumber was called and the incident was never spoken of again.