Fathers, Be Good To Your Daughters
A long time ago, etc.
“LEIA? IT IS ME, YOUR FATHER, ANAKIN SKYWALKER.”
“STOP TRYING TO SHOOT ME. I AM A FORCE GHOST. AND EVEN IF I WASN’T, YOU COULDN’T SHOOT ME.”
“Vader? What dark tricks are you up to now? I watched your body burn.”
“RIGHT. FORCE GHOST. JEDI TRICK. I AM HERE TO MAKE AMENDS WITH YOU, MY DAUGHTER.”
“DID YOU TALK TO LUKE? I WAS REDEEMED IN HIS EYES.
“Luke’s a pussy. Also, you didn’t blow up Tatooine.”
“I AM SORRY ABOUT ALDERAAN. I WAS IN A VERY DARK PLACE IN MY LIFE.”
“Nine billion people died, you son of a bitch.”
“No. No, not ever do you get to tell me what to do.”
“LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER, YOUNG LADY.”
“My father is Bail Organa, member of Galactic Senate martyred on Alderaan, and a finer man than you ever could imagine.”
“HE IS A TELEVISION ACTOR AND A SPACE MEXICAN.”
“How dare you?”
“FORGIVE YOUR GHOST FATHER!”