Butt-Chins At Dawn

by thoughtsonthedead

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Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Potato salading.”

Sure. Any plans for Thanksgiving?

“Yeah. Gonna steal the Time Sheath and show John Mayer what a truly pretty man looks like.”

Are we talking about a good old-fashioned handsome-off?

“Alert the media.”

Oh, I don’t think we should tell the media about the time machine.

“Oh, right. Might be a felony.”

No “might” about it, Bob.

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