Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys Fans
I have, it has been brought to my attention, misidentified a Momma. This is terrible, of course: Mommas are special people and don’t get enough credit, so they surely shouldn’t be mis-credited.
Not Joni Begonias’ mom, but Surfbitch’s; I do apologize. I my defense, it’s a little bit Surfbitch’s fault for having a name similar to Joni’s and also Joni’s fault for being named Joni at all. In fact, I feel that no blame should be placed on me and I might even need an apology.
I am definitely going to need an apology from both of you.
Please don’t take out the Giants’ failures on the nice people.
THEY WERE WINNING FOR ALL BUT TEN MINUTES OF THE GAME.
Yeah, but one of those minutes was the final minute.
Plus: Giants are in Tom Brady’s head.
Oh, yeah. Big time.
You just gonna pretend Bobby’s shirt doesn’t exist?