Things Mickey Has Licked
- The Beast.
- The Beam.
- All other drums, no matter how unwashed or foreign.
- Each wife.
- Most stone-cold teen foxes.
- Some backstage tugger-skanks.
- The Sagrada Familia (1964.)
- The Sagrada Familia (1981.)
- The Sagrada Familia (1990.)
- Once, Mickey got down on all four and drank his milk up just like a kitty, but he was high as fuck, so I don’t know if it should count.
- Half-dead nine-volt batteries.
- The insides of many, many baggies.