Phixer-Upper

by thoughtsonthedead

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“How about another EQ?”

“Already four onboard full-spectrum EQ’s, Phil.”

“Flanger?”

“Got one.”

“Pre-amp?”

“Two.”

“Amp?”

“One.”

“Post-amp?”

“Not a thing.”

“It just seems to me that there’s more complicated bullshit we can jam into the guitar.”

“Phil, I keep telling you: we’ve reached the limits of bullshit. We stick one more tone pot in there and the thing will be as dense as a neutron star and start shitting out gamma rays.”

“Oh, that would hulk me out.”

“Right.”

“Can’t have that.”

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