Billy Signs Posters On A Couch, Hatless

by thoughtsonthedead

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“You’re a strong independent–”

“Billy, please don’t sign that.”

“–woman and…why not?”

“That’s why Bobby writes, and he got John Mayer doing it and then Mickey felt left out so he tied a Sharpie to his dick and humped the stack of posters and it’s been a long day, Billy.”

“Yeah, Mickey’s turned into a crazy old fuck.”

“Yeah. Mickey.”