Your Closet Is A Winterland
by thoughtsonthedead
Young John Mayer has thrown himself into grad-level Dead-shirt-wearin’ with a passion, and now Bobby is wearing Garcia’s face, and before this tour is over there will be a show when everyone on the stage is Dead-shirt-wearin’ and everyone in the audience is Dead-shirt-wearin’ and the whole arena is going to disappear up its own white asshole.
Also, John Mayer signed the guitar “You’re a strong independent black woman and you don’t need no man, Love John Mayer,” and one of his publicity people reminded him not to mention black women in public anymore and the charity had to buy a new guitar.
Thoughts on the Dead 
Aww.
So sad.
I wonder what happened to the sign?
OK then . . . I’ll take the damn guitar.
In case you were wondering where “Dead & Co” probably got their name….
John Clayton Mayer aka JCM & Co.
I NEED that hoodie. Even if JM wore it. I promise I would not put on Ebay for $18,000 and would wear it with pride.
Look what Mayer sells on his online merch store for $3 a pop