Your Closet Is A Winterland

by thoughtsonthedead

Young John Mayer has thrown himself into grad-level Dead-shirt-wearin’ with a passion, and now Bobby is wearing Garcia’s face, and before this tour is over there will be a show when everyone on the stage is Dead-shirt-wearin’ and everyone in the audience is Dead-shirt-wearin’ and the whole arena is going to disappear up its own white asshole.

Also, John Mayer signed the guitar “You’re a strong independent black woman and you don’t need no man, Love John Mayer,” and one of his publicity people reminded him not to mention black women in public anymore and the charity had to buy a new guitar.