What He Would’ve Wanted

by thoughtsonthedead

“You three should stick together.”

“Yeah, Jer?”

“Okay, Garcia.”

“Jerry, look at this rash on my elbow.”

“What about me, Garcia?”

“You get a restaurant.”

“That sounds pretty good.”

“Hey, Jer?”

“Yeah, Bob?”

“Who should we get to pay lead?”

“Pretty guy.”


“Yeah, Mick?”

“Who should we get to play bass?”

“Black guy.”

“I’m gonna punch that black guy in his black dick.”

“Okay, man.”