Read Between The Times
by thoughtsonthedead
Asked if he might run into his band mates during their overlapping New York stops, Mr. Lesh said: “Absolutely not. I am so busy.”
The above is a quote from Joe Coscarelli’s article in the Times about this two-Christmas/Child-of-divorce thing Enthusiasts are going through now. It’s actually not the original quote, though. Phil called back after the interview and asked that Coscarelli use a different quote. Then, Phil called back ten minutes later and asked that Coscarelli use a third quote; this went on for the better part of a weekend. (Phil gets bored on Sundays.)
Anyway, here are some of the Alternate Phil Quotes from the Times:
- “Under no circumstances, young whippersnapper.”
- “With my schedule?”
- “Fuck Billy.”
- “Harrumph.”
- “Well, I never! Associate with those ruffians and their whelp? Ne’er come th’ day! NE’ER!”
- “Fuck Mickey, too.”
- “There’s not enough money in the world to make me go to Minneapolis ever again.”
- “What was with that Baby Hitler shit?”
- “Little weird kid from down the street keeps stealing my paper, Coscarelli. Can’t prove it; know it’s him. What are you going to do, Coscarelli? How will I be reimbursed? Shall it be through sneaking into your office and making a stool in your desk drawer?”
- “Fuck Bobby for the moment.”
90% of the shows at the Cap are GA. Only on rare occasions do they have reserved seating on the floor.
Wow, sounds like an incredible venue.