Jeff!

by thoughtsonthedead

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Jeff Chimenti!

“Oh, no. I told you I don’t like being part of these things.”

Aw, but look: you’re right next to the President in my Instagram feed. That’s an honor.

“It’s random.”

A random honor.

“That’s not an honor, then.”

Your silver hair is so pretty.

“Can I go?”

Sure. But, Jeff Chimenti?

“Yes?”

Careful in Upstate New York, okay?

“Yeah.”

Lumpy Mom loves you, Jeff Chimenti.

“Please leave me alone.”

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