by thoughtsonthedead


Jeff Chimenti!

“Oh, no. I told you I don’t like being part of these things.”

Aw, but look: you’re right next to the President in my Instagram feed. That’s an honor.

“It’s random.”

A random honor.

“That’s not an honor, then.”

Your silver hair is so pretty.

“Can I go?”

Sure. But, Jeff Chimenti?


Careful in Upstate New York, okay?


Lumpy Mom loves you, Jeff Chimenti.

“Please leave me alone.”