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Other Hitlers You May Not Go Back In Time To Kill
- Toddler Hitler.
- Tween Hitler.
- Quarter-life Crisis Hitler.
- Tennis Coach Hitler.
- Astronaut Hitler.
- Monkey Hitler. (This could be either the Hitler of monkeys, or the historical Hitler but if he were a gibbon. Either way: you may not go back in time and kill him.)
- Flopsy Hitler.
- Mopsy Hitler.
- Peter Cotton-Hitler.
- Gay Hitler.
- Lady Hitler, Jr.
- MechaHitler. (You probably couldn’t kill MechaHitler.)
- BatHitler. (Also: damn near impossible to kill BatHitler. In one reality, BatHitler took down SuperChurchill, so you don’t have a shot.)
- Scuba Hitler.
- Tuba Hitler.
- Limited Edition Hitler.
- Doctor Hitler. (If you are in the hospital, and you hear “Paging Doctor Hitler” on the PA system, then you should have your surgery done somewhere else. That is not a good hospital.)
- Ragamuffin Hitler.
- Chimneysweep Hitler.
- Ha’penny Hitler.
- Benedict Hitler. (This is objectively worse than Regular Hitler because the Benedict could belong to Arnold, Cumberbatch, or Eggs; none of those things are acceptable.)
- Dracula Hitler. (This is objectively the worst Hitler.)