This is an unpopular opinion, but I always kind of dug Pepto Pink, and I like it more paired with Gay Tiger. Bobby throws on Snake T-Shirt with that axe/strap combo and he can do old guy gay stuff on me. (Old guy gay stuff goes like this: gay stuff, catch your breath, gay stuff, catch your breath, and so on.)
Oh, good: they gave Mickey a bass drum. And speaking of Mickey: was his hair this dark at Chicago? Only Big-Dicked Sheila knows for sure.
Does Billy not need glasses? How does Billy not need glasses? Is Billy secretly Ted Williams? Could Billy hit .400 if he didn’t have to face Negro League pitching?